Best practical jokes [Archive]

Spicyman

09-01-2006, 05:53 PM

DenverPatsFan

09-01-2006, 05:56 PM

I've always found the best practical joke to be trying to pretend to be something you're not on an internet message board.

Longboysfan

09-01-2006, 05:56 PM

Glued Raids mouse and keyboard.

Hi Bob

09-01-2006, 06:01 PM

Killing someone and not telling them.

silverblackdoll

09-01-2006, 06:02 PM

Marley

09-01-2006, 06:05 PM

Doesn't your mom get angry when you do that??
Apparently she likes it, especially when she's giving Suave Spice a hummer.

Spicyman

09-01-2006, 06:06 PM

Doesn't your mom get angry when you do that??

hey grandma

go and bake me those cookies now you old hag;)

isnt it time for you to go to the nursing home?

47 yrs old Buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:D

Spicyman

09-01-2006, 06:08 PM

Apparently she likes it, especially when she's giving Suave Spice a hummer.

id love to hammer you Marley, and i would do it with pleasure.

Just send me your email man, i wanna see you at your sexiest

Marley

09-01-2006, 06:21 PM

id love to hammer you Marley, and i would do it with pleasure.

Just send me your email man, i wanna see you at your sexiest
Why bother, I already know I don't meet your basic requirements for lovin' because:
I am not related to you
I am not a Brazilian transvestite
I wouldn't put fireworks up yer ass
I have an IQ over 70

Just not worth my time, Posh Spice.

JMT

09-01-2006, 06:25 PM

id love to hammer you Marley, and i would do it with pleasure.

Just send me your email man, i wanna see you at your sexiest

You are like a superhero. You have the ability to continue to lie even after being completely exposed. I have no idea the level of brain damage you must have had to undergo to get to this point. That being said, the "I want to have sex with you" is beginning to get a bit repetitive. Might I suggest you move to "Wanna fight?" or perhaps "I know people in the mafia that can have you whacked".

Just trying to help you get to the next level.

raider bill

09-01-2006, 06:34 PM

hey grandma

go and bake me those cookies now you old hag;)

isnt it time for you to go to the nursing home?

47 yrs old Buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:D

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8836/idiot4bk4.jpg

Spicyman

09-01-2006, 06:36 PM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8836/idiot4bk4.jpg

thats not even me you fkng dumbazz

hey wanna make out?

i got the banana, the whip cream and the tape;)

BigPoppaPump

09-01-2006, 06:52 PM

You make rude comments to the ladies and hit on the guys......hmmmm.

Spicy, I would normally say something rude here, but your worth in comedy gold outweighs that urge.

Spicyman

09-01-2006, 06:55 PM

You make rude comments to the ladies and hit on the guys......hmmmm.

Spicy, I would normally say something rude here, but your worth in comedy gold outweighs that urge.

BigPoppaPump huh?

i sure would like you to pump me:)

send me your email, maybe we can send each other pics and stuff, how does that sound?

I can also send you pics of my transvestite brazilian girlfriend that i just met.

tyke1doe

09-01-2006, 06:57 PM

Offering your roommate/friend a piece of gum - laxative gum. :D

BigPoppaPump

09-01-2006, 06:57 PM

BigPoppaPump huh?

i sure would like you to pump me:)

send me your email, maybe we can send each other pics and stuff, how does that sound?

I can also send you pics of my transvestite brazilian girlfriend that i just met.
Why would I extend an email to you? I already spend most of my day dealing with 3 girls who are more mature than you.

Spicyman

09-01-2006, 07:03 PM

Why would I extend an email to you? I already spend most of my day dealing with 3 girls who are more mature than you.

rofl

so you are in the mid 3os and the three "mature" women that you have dealt with are over 40?

well then, i guess your A game is on:D lmao

BigPoppaPump

09-01-2006, 07:05 PM

Actually I am 34, retired and the 3 girls I was referring to are my girls. They range in age between 1-7....and all are more mature than you.

dcten

09-01-2006, 07:08 PM

Just wanted to say thanks for the big smiley next to the thread title. Those area big time saver...well, except in this case.

Longboysfan

09-01-2006, 07:12 PM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8836/idiot4bk4.jpg

Great reply......

Your #2 on my poster of the month list.

jaman4

09-01-2006, 07:33 PM

-Me and my friends bought 1000 crickets from a local bait shop, and filled a friends car with them.

Then we videotaped it.

-Another one is to put Icy hot on your roomates toothbrush, thats always fun

Dude, at least be a bit more creative (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=844545)

put icy hot on someone's toothbursh, that's always fun.

Me and my friends bought 1000 crickets from a local bait shop, and filled a friends car with them.

Then we videotaped it.

Shooters

09-01-2006, 07:55 PM

hey grandma

go and bake me those cookies now you old hag;)

isnt it time for you to go to the nursing home?

47 yrs old Buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:D

I think that it's time for you to go.

You've been proven a fraud. Now leave.

Mr Man

09-01-2006, 08:02 PM

So is Spice boy here a fake autistic kid from the bodybuilder forum or does he just steal other people's posts? Or both?

Shooters

09-01-2006, 08:04 PM

So is Spice boy here a fake autistic kid from the bodybuilder forum or does he just steal other people's posts? Or both?

I think he's about 15, has no friends, no class, no clue, picks his nose, shall I continue.......

Football season is 1 week away though! WhooHooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mpy22

09-01-2006, 08:05 PM

The best practical joke for guys is to pretend you are a hot brazilian chick and pickup random guys at Brazilian bars that you prented to work at.

Mr Man

09-01-2006, 08:08 PM

My friends and I like to cram into a pickup trucks, dress up as rednecks, and seek out 6'1 guys who drives Mustangs. We then throw a full water bottle at their car. It's real funny until they throw the bottle back at you and drive away.

hawaiianboy

09-01-2006, 08:55 PM

hey grandma

go and bake me those cookies now you old hag;)

isnt it time for you to go to the nursing home?

47 yrs old Buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:D

You really should have more respect for women.... At this point, odds are you're going to end up being in your 40's, alone, empty and confused and craving love wherever you can find it... even if it means spending your entire Walmart check having some middle aged daytime 7/11 parking lot hooker pee on you twice a month...

You're lucky that Doll is a genuinely nice person who no doubt just brushes you off as an immature adolescent who hasn't fully grasped the concept of making Smores... Tommygirl would probably have emasculated you completely by ripping that sewn on button you delusionly refer to as a penis right off...

dcten

09-01-2006, 09:18 PM

even if it means spending your entire Walmart check having some middle aged daytime 7/11 parking lot hooker pee on you twice a month...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

townes

09-01-2006, 09:49 PM

I stole the Chief of Police' demonstrator pot plant.

The office door was open, there was no-one around, and i had a clean shot at it. I stepped in, rippped off all the branches, and stuffed them into my clothes. I got about 1/4 ounce out of it but it wasn't high grade by any means.

I would have loved to have seen the look on their face when they came in and found just the stalk sticking out of the planter.

raider60

09-02-2006, 12:33 AM

hey grandma

go and bake me those cookies now you old hag;)

isnt it time for you to go to the nursing home?

47 yrs old Buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:D

Isn't it time for you to grow up and show some respect? Comments like that can get your throat ripped out. PM me and I'll show you how--

RNorris

09-02-2006, 02:47 AM

Isn't it time for you to grow up and show some respect? Comments like that can get your throat ripped out. PM me and I'll show you how--

I agree with you there. Talk about disrespecting the women. SBD and TG are two of the most respected posters around. I guess the "subtle" hints haven't sunk in.

What an ahole this guy is.

I know that this schtick is probably just an act of his to get attention, but it is still lame and really disrespectful to most people around.

Spicy you are truly a piece of work. This will be my last post to you and I hope others do the same since you seem to need this attention and by people responding, they are only feeding you lame K-Fed wannabee self.

Go see a therapist my friend, you need it. Good luck dude and hopefully this implosion you are having will end soon before you end up with your teeth kicked in.

Crow

09-02-2006, 03:24 AM

Well, if nothing else, maybe he'll get banned and the Raider board will finally be free of him.

SuperHawks

09-02-2006, 03:25 AM

Comments like that can get your throat ripped out.

Dalton style?

SuperHawks

09-02-2006, 03:26 AM

Dude, at least be a bit more creative (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=844545)

Oh man! LOL!!! that is some funny ****. Nice find Jaman

mavfan2390

09-02-2006, 03:43 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicyman
-Me and my friends bought 1000 crickets from a local bait shop, and filled a friends car with them.

Then we videotaped it.

-Another one is to put Icy hot on your roomates toothbrush, thats always fun

Dude, at least be a bit more creative

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dollee

put icy hot on someone's toothbursh, that's always fun.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Samyooehl

Me and my friends bought 1000 crickets from a local bait shop, and filled a friends car with them.

Then we videotaped it.

Psshhh I had it figured out when he said "me and my friends" that just gave it away. :D

What's funny is that he hasn't posted on this thread since your find.

What's funnier is that he's messing with SBD who I'm sure is on all of our top 5 posters list.

RayClay

09-02-2006, 04:36 AM

You really should have more respect for women.... At this point, odds are you're going to end up being in your 40's, alone, empty and confused and craving love wherever you can find it... even if it means spending your entire Walmart check having some middle aged daytime 7/11 parking lot hooker pee on you twice a month...

You're lucky that Doll is a genuinely nice person who no doubt just brushes you off as an immature adolescent who hasn't fully grasped the concept of making Smores... Tommygirl would probably have emasculated you completely by ripping that sewn on button you delusionly refer to as a penis right off...

Spiceboy making 40? I'll take the under.:rolleyes:

Hyped

09-02-2006, 05:19 AM

Davekn

09-02-2006, 03:10 PM

You know the first few days I kind of got a kick out of Spice Boy, as the board has kind of been dragging a bit IMO. But as others have said, when he starts disrespecting respected posters on the board then I kind of lose interest. But damn, he does bring HB to the NST board and I think everyone can agree that that is a good thing.

I have no idea what he is posting on the Raiders board but something tells me he won't be around much longer.